Snort And Scream

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Who We Are

At snort and scream, we craft witty apparel and decor that sparks laughs and starts conversations.
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Three t-shirts are displayed on a dark wooden surface. The t-shirts have different prints, with the first one being light turquoise with the word 'Doheny', an orange fish graphic, and the text 'The Lagoon'. The second shirt is off-white featuring 'Starboard Creek' across the chest. The third t-shirt is olive green with the words 'La Jolla' and an image of a kayak with 'The Cove' written underneath.
A white t-shirt with a printed cartoon design hangs on a wall. The design features a person holding a drink, standing next to a palm tree and a small creature. Beneath the shirt is a shelf stocked with bags of coffee, each labeled 'Bad Hand Coffee' with different roast names like French Roast and Morning Blend. The setting has a rustic feel with a brick wall partially visible.

Our Humor

Snapshots of our witty tees, mugs, and signs bringing smiles daily.

A neatly stacked pile of colorful folded t-shirts is set against a bright pink background. Each shirt features unique patterns and designs, including tie-dye and cartoon motifs.
A T-shirt is hanging on a white hanger illuminated by colorful lights. The shirt features text in various fonts and colors, partially reading 'KEEP CALM AND TRADE.' The scene has a modern and vibrant feel due to the mix of green and red light reflections.
Gold, balloon-like letters spelling 'FUNNY' are centered against a gradient background transitioning from pink at the top to a light mint green at the bottom.
A person browses through a rack of clothing in a store, holding up a white T-shirt with text that reads 'NO FUN.' The clothes are hung neatly on black hangers and include a variety of colors from white to darker shades. The person is wearing a black watch and a dark, padded jacket.
A person dressed as a clown with curly hair, wearing a large brown hat, a red nose, and a painted face featuring exaggerated makeup and a wide smile. The outfit includes a colorful, oversized bow tie with polka dots, a plaid shirt, white gloves, and suspenders. The individual is giving a thumbs-up gesture.
A printed card with a humorous text passage is placed on a striped wooden surface, surrounded by seashells and featuring an image of crossed legs in sneakers. The text humorously comments on typography spacing.
A pair of brown pants with multiple pockets and zippers is being held up by a hand. The pants are decorated with text that reads 'FUN TODAY' and 'REAL DEAL'. The background includes various hanging clothing items in different colors.
A variety of colorful socks featuring popular cartoon characters are neatly arranged in stacks. These socks include a variety of designs, each showcasing different characters and themes. The designs display playful and cute motifs with vibrant patterns.

Rave Reviews

These tees crack me up every time I wear them—so comfy and clever!
Coffee mugs that actually make my mornings better. Love the witty designs!
Snort and Scream nailed it with their humor and quality. My friends always ask where I got my hilarious sign!